How NOT to Hire a Hitman
1 Season • 2025 14+
How Not To Hire A Hitman is a true crime series that looks at people who make the ill-advised decision to hire out a murder, and the even more ill-advised decisions they make to get themselves caught.
S1.E1 - Gym Buddies
Next Showing on Fuse:
Feb 3 @ 3:00AM
An expensive new carpet, a suspect who may or may not be lying about ice skating, and a hitman who can't follow simple instructions.
S1.E2 - Left at the Crime Scene
Next Showing on Fuse:
Feb 10 @ 3:00AM
A once happy couple fresh off a bitter divorce, a mysterious late night phone call, and a hitman who just couldn't hold it.
S1.E3 - Too Many Birds
Next Showing on Fuse:
Feb 17 @ 3:00AM
An unhealthy obsession with exotic birds, a gruesome early morning discovery, and a hitman who accidentally confesses everything.
S1.E4 - Freeloaders
Next Showing on Fuse:
Feb 24 @ 3:00AM
A young couple about to be first-time parents, a trio of house guests who have long overstayed their welcome, and a hitman who maybe stole a car, or maybe didn't.
S1.E5 - Paco
A couple's American Dream in shatters, a killer a little too close to home, and a hitman straight out of a movie.
S1.E6 - Texas Snowstorm
Next Showing on Fuse:
Dec 8 @ 11:00AM
A second chance at love for a May/December couple, a killer who tries too hard to be one step ahead of the police, and a hitman who really should have checked with his girlfriend before using her as an alibi.
S1.E7 - Friendly Neighborhood
Next Showing on Fuse:
Dec 10 @ 2:00AM
A neighborhood feud spiraling out of control, a vicious shooting caught on a home surveillance system, and a hitman who's never heard the phrase 'loose lips sink ships.'
S1.E8 - Surveillance Feeds
Next Showing on Fuse:
Dec 17 @ 2:00AM
A hidden marriage certificate, an open-ended job offer, and a hitman who forgets to follow his own advice.
S1.E9 - Graduation
Next Showing on Fuse:
Dec 24 @ 2:05AM
An elaborate plan years in the making, a hitman who smells like the crime scene, and a would-be killer who trusts one too many friends to do his dirty work.
S1.E10 - By the Book
Next Showing on Fuse:
Dec 31 @ 2:00AM
A difficult cold case, a suspect too cocky for his own good, and a hitman who's by the book.
S1.E11 - To-Do List
Next Showing on Fuse:
Jan 7 @ 2:00AM
James and Doug are locked in a legal battle in Washington State over an oil deal gone wrong, both hoping to buy the other out. When one of them ends up dead, a surprising link is discovered to the disappearance of a North Dakota man.
S1.E12 - Thee-Year Plan
Next Showing on Fuse:
Jan 14 @ 2:00AM
While Frank and Nancy may have drifted apart in their marriage, they are still on solid ground. But when one of them is confronted by a gunman in their driveway while the other is away, police follow a money trail stretching back many years.
S1.E13 - The Exes
Next Showing on Fuse:
Jan 21 @ 2:00AM
New couple Leon and Valerie have one unfortunate thing in common, they both hate their exes. When Leon's ex-wife and Valerie's ex-husband are targeted for murder, it becomes a case of he said/she said. Who hired a hitman?